Canon Fodder

CHAPTER 227 BENDER

CHAPTER 227 BENDER“Fuck,” I said as I woke up locked in a cell. The others were locked in with mel. I guessed my drug resistance allowed me to wake up a little more quickly. Looking around there wasn’t much to the room. Thick metal bars in front of me, we were inside a larger room with metal walls. A door opposite me it looked like a button next to it opened the door up. 

Mentally thinking of the re

Baria Reef Map

Condom

Stored (354)

World ID

Stored

Anti-Hero Costume

Stored

Full Heal

Stored

Currency:

Berrie

7,084,112

Yen

1,120,995,117

Ryo

3,210,125

Gold

416.75

Zeni

195,424

Jenny

398,221,479

“What the shit?” I asked as I poured over it. I was glad I at least had Nen and chakra, but both felt different. I would have to test to fight with them. The other abilities sounded interesting as well. The Four Winds must have been a skill she had to help navigate us. I remembered having access to skills of those I had saved. I didn’t distinctly remember saving Nami from danger which was probably why I hadn’t seen it. 

I was a little jealous of her Bonuses though. I guessed Fist of Love added strength to when she hit the crew. I really wanted the balance bonus though. Who couldn’t use something like that? 

“How the hell do you get anything done with these flopping around?!” I yelled at her. “Your tits are all over the place!” 

“Me? I keep staring at my own tits and getting hard!” She groaned. “How the hell do you stand this thing?!” She had legitimate tears in my/her eyes. My face had a softer look to it and she already had my hair tied back in a ponytail. 

“Take out the ponytail! You’re making me look like a chick!” 

“Close my fucking jacket! I can see everything but my nipples!” I looked down and she wasn’t wrong. A weird sensation came from below. I pushed that out of my mind, I did not want to get turned on in this body. Zipping up the jacket a little we continued to run until I heard the distinct voice from ahead. 

“Oy Sanji! Over here!” Luffy yelled. I sighed in relief seeing Luffy from the mouth of a cave up the side of one of the snowy mountains. Sanji headed off in the direction and we ran up until we were all inside. 

“What the hell happened to you guys? Did you get lost?” Zoro asked as we walked in. 

“I’ll fucking kill you,” I said as I locked eyes with him. Inside was Zoro, Robin, Usopp, Luffy, and a large man with a brown beard…and an alligator lower half. “Don’t care right now,” I decided. I had too much going on to worry about some centaur/crocodile whatever. 

“What is going on with you 2?” Sanji asked as Weston’s body came in. 

“Give me a cigarette,” I growled. 

“Don’t you dare smoke in my body!” My body yelled. 

“I suddenly need something to calm myself down. Just 1, I swear,” I said.

“No!” 

“A million berries! I will give you 1 million berries to let me have 1 cigarette Nami. I haven’t smoked in so long, but I fucking need it.” Since I bought my devil fruit I didn’t care about the money as much anymore. 

“Deal,” she said quickly. 

“Thank god, Sanji, cigarette,” I said. The tall man whipped one out and was soon lighting it for me. I took a deep drag. My fingers shaking as I did. “God this is the best cigarette of my life,” I growled as I exhaled the smoke in a large plume over my head. 

“What’s going on, Nami? Since when did you smoke?” Robin asked. 

“He’s not Nami! I am!” My body yelled angrily. 

“I’m Weston,” I said, taking another drag. 

There was a long silence from those in the cave. Everyone’s gazes were locked on us as I continued to smoke. Feeling the nicotine run through my body I felt the glorious relaxing effects as I stood on wobbly legs. That was until the laughter started. I ignored it as I continued to think. Until the laughter didn’t stop and echoed through the cave as the crew let out louder fits of hysterics that they couldn’t stop. Even the kids joined in, unsure what the others were laughing about as they continued on. Only gaining momentum. 

“I’ll fucking kill all of you,” I said as I took 1 last drag of my cigarette. “Right after I kick Trafalgar’s ass.” I received another quest. 

One Piece Quest 11.1:

Get back to your main body.

Rewards:

Identity Theft Resistance