studiobondurri CHAPTER 302 ACTION FIGURE
CHAPTER 302 ACTION FIGURE
CHAPTER 302 ACTION FIGURE“This is what I get for being cocky,” I mumbled as I floated off. The water from my water disc started seeping into my cute little bear feet. “Fuck.” Pulling energy out of the water it froze, then my feet froze. I didn’t feel any pain from it though so I ignored it. “I knew this was going to happen,” I hissed. “I saw it coming a mile away, but no, gotta play the hero.”
“Weston, I’m so sorry,” Rebecca mumbled. I guessed she was crying, but no tears were coming from her button eyes.
“Don’t worry about it. Hey, I remember you now. Just got caught off guard there. Let me regroup. Figure out what powers I still have. If need be we will get my crew,” I said. Stopping far above the city I could see people running out of the palace but they had no idea where we were. Using my
“Halt!” A small voice yelled. A tiny man about 6 inches tall stood on a tree stump straight ahead. “Who goes there?”
“We um are with the great and mighty Usopp,” I said with a bow. I couldn’t remember how Usopp got the dwarves to follow him, but I did remember that they thought of him like a king or something.
“Usopland?!” The dwarf said and more popped up. They were all about 4 to 6 inches tall. Long pointy noses, they dressed in an assortment of clothes and resembled miniature people. Though small I was fairly certain they were as strong as normal people. “You are vassals of the mighty Usopland?”
“Uh yeah,” I said. “Sure.” They hooted and hollered and began walking toward where I felt the others.
We made it through the forest to appear in a very tiny village. Homes built into the side of trees, dwarves littered the ground around us. A small cave in the back we were escorted toward it. The dwarves whispering about us as we moved past they reminded me of a group of wild children that had been left in the wild. Tiny needles for weapons, aluminum cans for chairs, they appeared to collect the trash of the island and make it part of their aesthetic.
“Trafalgar,” Robin said as we approached. She was wearing a short black dress and that was all. Practically spilling out of the dress she was eye candy as always. It was probably a good thing I was a doll or I would have found a reason to be alone with her. “Sorry we couldn’t help with Doflamingo. These guys captured us.”
“I take it these are the fairies I heard about,” Trafalgar said. “The ones that steal anything and everything not nailed down.”
“We take what is rightfully ours!” A dwarf with a green shirt and pants announced.
“That’s right. And we will get everything owed to you,” Usopp said laughing. “Let me just confer with my crew. Then we can attack.” Usopp turned away and gave Trafalgar a look that said he was in over his head.
“I’m so glad to see you,” Usopp hissed, tears in his eyes. Robin moved closer to listen in. “These guys captured us, but I made up some stories, and now they are calling me Usopland.”
“Why?”
“I might have said I was a descendant of Montblanc Norland. I remembered a story of his about coming to a land of dwarves. Apparently he really did, and they think I can save them like he did,” Usopp said quickly.
“Oh, right,” I said, not remembering that at all. But at least the dwarves were on our side. Norland was the same explorer that found the city of gold. We had left his ancestor, Cricket, on Skypiea a long time ago. I wondered how he was doing.
“Sorry, who are you?” Robin asked the 2 floating teddy bears.
“You guys don’t remember me?” I asked in faux disgust. “Read your sheets with the names of the people we arrived on the island with.” Both took them out.
“Who is Weston?” Usopp asked.
“Usopp, Usopp, Usopp,” I said, shaking my head. “How can you forget your husband?”
“Husband?!” The man yelled. “Wh-what are you talking about?”
“We married, months ago,” I said. “It was a very simple ceremony.”
“I-I-I have no idea-stop giving me that look Traf-guy!” Usopp yelled.
“Hey, to each their own,” Trafalgar said, putting up his hands. It was really hard not to burst out laughing. I considered telling him the truth but the man was stuttering and blushing so much it made me feel a whole lot better about my situation.
“Alright, time to get serious,” I said, rubbing my pawed hands together. “Feels like Zoro is on his way here. Let’s wait for him, then we can storm the castle. Usopp, inform the troops.”
“You’re not really my husband, are you?” He asked, trying to bring himself out of his stupor.
“Who knows? I’ll tell you if you can scare the hell out of a little girl for me,” I said. Giving him my best innocent look I moved over to begin to plan on how to go about the next step. Taking down Sugar would happen, but there were a whole lot of foes that had to be watched out for until then.