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Chapter 13

In the afternoon, the content of the shooting was very solid, and the eight guests had to dig taro with farm tools and bamboo baskets.

The farmhouse is a little far from the taro field, and the crew planned to shoot while walking.

The first three groups had already set off, and Qian Yu waited at the door for a long time, but Luo Jingyi was nowhere to be seen.

"What is Sister Luo doing?" Qian Yu looked at the camera lens without words, "Is Sister Luo touching up her makeup? I feel that Sister Luo is very delicate, and she is also a person who strives for excellence in life."

When he finished speaking, Luo Jingyi hadn't come out yet.

Feng Yunxin went in to find someone.

"Grandma, what are you doing? I'll go. As for setting yourself up so tightly?"

As soon as Feng Yunxin entered the room, she saw Luo Jingyi was fully armed from top to bottom.

In addition to the straw hat that shades the sun, he also covered his mouth and nose with the C family's small square scarf, not to mention the long trousers and ice sleeves.

With a pair of sunglasses, the whole person is wrapped airtightly, and it is impossible to tell whether it is a person or a ghost.

Feng Yunxin complained: "Don't turn your head to get heatstroke just to shade the sun."

Luo Jingyi: "You pay for the tan?"

Feng Yunxin: "What's wrong with being exposed to the sun at our age? We need calcium supplementation after exposure to the sun."

Luo Jingyi waved the shovel in Feng Yunxin's direction, almost slapping her in the face.

"You want to disfigure me?"

"I'll give you a facelift. You don't need to bask in the sun, just stretch out your hands for 10 minutes. And basking in the sun does not directly replenish calcium, but vitamin D."

Feng Yunxin: "..."

Luo Jingyi walked out of the house: "Why is there no one?"

"You said that there is no one, why are you leaving? What's the matter, do you need someone to carry you there?"

The two of them bickered and walked to the gate of the courtyard. When the camera was shooting at her, Feng Yunxin hid out of the camera.

"Sister Luo, you're here." Qian Yu was squatting on the ground, seeing Luo Jingyi coming, he immediately stood up vigorously, and flirted with her bangs coquettishly.

Recalling what Feng Yunxin said before, the queen deserves a little milk dog. How dare this be the little milk dog Feng Yunxin got for her?

Not milky, quite oily.

On the way there, Qian Yu was always chatting, asking Luo Jingyi what she usually does and what hobbies she has.

After asking, I started to ask if she was married, if she was in love, and how many times she had talked.

Luo Jingyi didn't disagree with him at the beginning, for the sake of the show's effect, it's understandable, after all, they can't just pass by in silence, and just pick out any boring topic to talk about, that's the content of the show.

But later, the more she asked, the more private she became, which made Luo Jingyi not really want to answer.

Qian Yu's mouth didn't stop, it kept beeping, Luo Jingyi was a little annoyed, and planned to shut Qian Yu up.

"I've never been in a relationship before, and I just concentrate on writing books to cheat money." Luo Jingyi said.

"Writing a book? It turns out that Sister Luo is a writer!"

"It can also be understood in this way."

"Sister Luo, what kind of novels have you written? We are very destined, in fact, I really like reading novels! Maybe I have read your writing before!"

"I write about agricultural science."

"Ah? What?" Qian Yu was dumbfounded, "Agricultural science popularization?"

"Well, , these books are all written by me."

Qian Yu was dumbfounded: "...Sister, are you a professional pig breeder?"

"What? Look down on professional pig farmers?"

"No, no, I can't look down on it. I just feel..." Qian Yu looked up and down for a long time and said, "It doesn't look like it."

"You can't be judged by appearance. It's like choosing a piglet. It's not so casual. For this piglet, you should choose one with a long waist, a short mouth, a plump hip, and thick limbs. The mouth must be closed. This kind of piglet will not eat too much. Fewer arches can save a lot of feed. The legs need to be longer..."

Luo Jingyi talked about all kinds of knowledge points about raising pigs here, told Qian Yu that she was autistic, and never mentioned a word about her private life.

Outside the camera, Feng Yunxin came up and said to Luo Jingyi:

"You are really bad. Xiaoxianrou is talking about life with you, and you are talking about choosing piglets?"

"Where is it fresh? I think it's a bit salty."

"I beg you to do me a favor and say something human."

"Why don't I speak human language? I checked it out, and what you need to shoot a reality show is a meme. You can make the show good if you have a meme. I provide you with memes, why are you biting Lu Dongbin like a dog?"

Feng Yunxin: "..."

Can't say.

The screenwriter's mouth, a deceitful ghost.

Black can be said to be white, and white can be sprayed into rainbow colors.

But how should I put it, looking at the whole day of filming, the most outstanding performance is really our Luo University screenwriter.

When Luo Jingyi and his party arrived at the taro field, they had already dug some in the three groups before.

Sun Ruibin and Yin Yin were two boys, each with a hoe, and they hoeed very vigorously.

Song Ruyu and Chen Ge stood beside them, hoeed twice Song Ruyu started to call out, and said to Sun Ruibin:

"Look at us two weak girls, you can help us? Let us treat you to delicious food tonight!"

"The actress?" Both Sun Ruibin and Yin Yin cast surprised glances at Chen Ge.

Looking carefully at Chen Ge's appearance, it seemed that he couldn't remember where he had seen this actress.

Song Ruyu giggled, and patted Chen Ge's shoulder with a dusty hand:

"Although we are not a movie queen for the time being, Chen Ge is a drama idiot! She will download the script by herself, and then compare the performances of the actors in the movie, digging out the details a little bit! A hardworking person like Chen Ge is not a movie queen. , who is qualified to be the actress, right?"

Chen Ge: "..."

You can shut up.

Chen Ge immediately went to work on the other end, staying away from Song Ruyu.

A few hoes went down, hoeed the weeds and taro leaves together, and turned up a piece of taro.

But for some reason, the yams she turned out were all broken, and they were all smashed by her.

Chen Ge was puzzled, and when she was about to get some taro, someone said beside her:

"do not move."

Those two words immediately made her freeze.

Chen Ge looked up, who is this wrapped up like an alien...

"Sister Luo?"

"Don't take the taro directly with your hands." Luo Jingyi said, "You have smashed it all up. If you hold it with bare hands, you will get a lot of oxalic acid and alkali. It will itch to death when you turn your head. If you scratch it, you will peel off a layer of skin."

Chen Ge immediately retracted his hand.

Luo Jingyi asked her, "Where are the gloves?"

Chen Ge said: "There are not enough props, so our group will be assigned a set."

The implication is that her partner Song Ruyu took it.

"I'll give you mine." Luo Jingyi gave her her gloves.

"Ah? That's great. What do you do if I use it?"

"I don't know how to mash taro."

Chen Ge: "..."

Luo Jingyi taught her: "When digging taro, don't hoe directly at the bottom of the leaves. Move it ten centimeters to the side and hoe again, and you can turn it up directly without breaking it. Just watch."

Luo Jingyi demonstrated, and a circle of people gathered around.

Luo Jingyi picked up the hoe and dropped it, and when she turned it over, a whole plump taro immediately appeared in front of her eyes.

"Wow - how can Sister Luo know everything?"

Jiao Didi's Internet celebrity, Ren Yan, who wears princess dresses even when she goes to the fields, admires Luo Jingyi very much.

"Sister Luo knows so much."

"Fortunately, I didn't take it directly with my hands, otherwise I would have already peeled off a layer of skin right now?"

"Sister Luo's encyclopedia!"

Qian Yu watched from the side, and couldn't see through this woman in his heart——

Knowing so much about farm work, could it be that what she just said about raising pigs was not nonsense?

Does she really raise pigs?

Feng Yunxin was frantically shooting videos with his mobile phone.

My God, Mr. Luo, the troublesome Luo is actually hoeing the ground!

Even if you can't look at your face, would you be worthy of yourself if you don't take this precious video and post it on Moments?

Luo Jingyi was not surprised, and after teaching the knowledge of taro digging, she asked everyone to go back to work.

After digging taro for a while, I saw that everyone was uncomfortable in the sun, but the director team did not organize effective shooting content anymore.

Luo Jingyi felt that her back was almost familiar, so she went over with a hoe and asked Feng Yunxin:

"You guys just work so stupidly? How boring would it be to cut the material into the feature film?"

Feng Yunxin: "What does the screenwriter Luo mean?"

"Something has to be done."

Feng Yunxin immediately had an inspiration: "Like a competition?"

Luo Jingyi: "No... In your script written with your feet, don't you mention the shooting details at all?"

"Yes." Feng Yunxin said, "The original arrangement was a competition. I was afraid that you would pass out from the heat, so I didn't mention it before. But you're right, if you just work so stupidly It’s too boring, and I didn’t have to cut it in the later stage, so the producer will definitely not agree.”

"...So I'm here to make myself uncomfortable, right?"

"How can you, you are inspiring me, urging my fiery and soft heart to be hard-hearted and finish the work."

Luo Jingyi: "..."

Feng Yunxin stopped talking to her, and immediately organized a competition with the whole group.

The content of the competition is very simple, that is, let four groups of people compete to turn taro within the specified time.

Which group turns over the heavier taro weight, which group wins.

Song Ruyu was curious: "Guangdao, is there any reward for the winning team? We can't make us work for nothing, right?"

Feng Yunxin said: "There is a reward! Of course!"

Everyone's attention was on Feng Yunxin, waiting for her to reveal the answer.

Feng Yunxin climbed onto a small adobe and held up the yogurt in his hand:

"The reward is - our sponsor, a bottle of Youtian yogurt for slimming and digestion!"

Everyone: "..."

Qian Yu: "It's too stingy."

Sun Ruibin whispered: "This yogurt thief is fucking bad. I drank a can yesterday, and it was so sour that I doubted my life."

Yin Yin: "There are also coriander and radish flavors."

Ren Yan: "I testify, this yogurt is worse than shit."

Everyone: "??"

In any case, it is a contest, and whoever loves this unpalatable yogurt will drink it in the end.

At the order of Feng Dao, the four groups began to hoe the ground.

Because the reward is completely equal to the punishment, everyone's enthusiasm for hoeing is not high.

Doing something unwilling in such a hot weather, if it is not driven by self-esteem, everyone can leave their stalls where they are.

As expected of an athlete, Sun Ruibin has good physical strength. He flipped crazily in front of the ground, and Yin Yin picked it up behind him, and quickly picked up half a basket.

Chen Ge followed closely behind, while Song Ruyu cheered her on.

It's not impossible to shout for support, but Song Ruyu yelled into her ear, which made Chen Ge strain his hands, and his head was still buzzing. He couldn't take it anymore, and said to Song Ruyu:

"Why don't you go to the side for a rest?"

Song Ruyu immediately turned to the camera with a mournful face:

"Woooooh, Chen Ge scolded me again, Chen Ge is so fierce!"

Chen Ge: "??"

What happened to Song Ruyu?

Although the two belonged to the same company in the past, they basically had no intersection. I didn't expect to participate in the program together and found out that this person's speech was too incoherent.

Why do you mean to step on people secretly?

Chen Ge was careful.

Qian Yu and Luo Jingyi hoeed one side alone, and when they turned around, there were probably a lot of taro in the basket.

The team of Dong Shenghong and Ren Yan turned over the least taro, and the bottom of the basket was only laid at this moment.

Dong Shenghong is a cutting-edge entrepreneur, wearing a straight shirt with a bamboo basket on his back, looking a bit nondescript.

It turned out that he used a hoe to hoe out the taro, and Ren Yan took it and put it in his bamboo basket.

But after two hoeings, Dong Shenghong couldn't hoe a little bit, and gasped for breath while holding on to the hoe.

Ren Yan asked him delicately: "Mr. Dong, are you tired?"

Dong Shenghong was bitter and bitter: "This work is really tiring."

Ren Yan moaned and pointed at the other teams in front: "But others are digging the ground. They dug up a lot of taro. Can we not lose?"

"Hey! It's just a variety show, you still take it seriously."

Ren Yan: "..."

Dong Shenghong stood here lazily, but he didn't expect Ren Yan to come up and snatch the hoe from his hand.

Dong Shenghong: "Huh?"

Ren Yan changed her previous delicate and delicate appearance, shouted in a rough voice, squatted on a horse and hit the ground with a hoe, the soil almost spattered Dong Shenghong's face.

Dong Shenghong: "??"

Ren Yan: "Go away! Don't hinder my mother from digging!"

Dong Shenghong: "???"

Who are you? !

Tired to death, the game is finally over.

In the end, Sun Ruibin and his group hoeed the most taro, and they were rewarded with a bottle of yogurt!

Sun Ruibin and Yin Yin hurriedly resigned: "Excuse me, excuse me, we still want to live a few more years, why don't you keep it for yourself?"

Feng Yunxin: "...You youngsters, be more polite to the gold master's father."

After a busy afternoon, all the guests were too tired to talk.

My clothes were soaked with sweat, and my mind was dizzy.

The most frightening thing is not to hoe the ground, but to carry all the hoeed taro back.

A group of people sighed and moved towards the farmyard like zombies.

Luo Jingyi walked last, walking very slowly, her back hurts.

Sitting in front of the computer for a long time all year round has caused lumbar muscle strain. Luo Jingyi's waist is very fragile.

It can be better when you have a good rest, but you can't sit or stand for a long time, and you can't do work that requires waist pressure.

The work of hoeing the ground just now caused her back to hurt quickly.

But she is an unyielding personality.

Everyone is hoeing, so she has no reason to be lazy.

No matter what she did, she wanted to do her best, but the result was that she was in so much pain right now.

She didn't tell anyone that she planned to think of a way after returning to the hotel, and wondered if it would be better to go to a spa or something.

There was still a large basket of taro on her back, and every step she took, she felt as if someone had broken her waist.

But gradually, the weight behind him became lighter and lighter.

Luo Jingyi turned her head and found that Chen Ge was digging out her taro, throwing it into her bamboo basket while doing it.

"What are you doing?" Luo Jingyi asked her.

Chen Ge was helping her to lose weight, doing good deeds, but Luo Jingyi asked him abruptly, as if she had been caught doing something bad, and ran away immediately.

More than half of Luo Jingyi's large basket of taro was picked up by Chen Ge. After all, she underestimated the weight she was bearing at this time. Chen Ge was running on the ridge of the field, and his foot slipped. She lifted Luo Jingyi's heart, " Hey" cried out.

Unexpectedly, Chen Ge's balance ability is very good, and she can come back straight when sliding with weight.

Chen Ge stretched out his hands to balance, like a small plane, it stabilized.Without looking back, he fled in a hurry.

Under the setting sun, Chen Ge's swaying high ponytail fell into Luo Jingyi's eyes.

Feng Yunxin quietly used GoPro to take a picture of the scene outside the shot just now, and watched it again after the shooting, admiring this warm moment:

"Beautiful."