studiobondurri Chapter 167 One Cold Medicine Pill, and All the Gods Kneel on the Ground!
Chapter 167 One Cold Medicine Pill, and All the Gods Kneel on the Ground!
Lin Fan tilted the warm, white jade porcelain bottle slightly.
A pill rolled into his palm.
The pill was only the size of a little fingernail, and its entire body was a crystal clear amber color, round and full.
Even more astonishingly, a wisp of seven-colored pill energy lingered on the surface of the pill, circulating endlessly as if locking a miniature galaxy universe within it.
An indescribable, wonderful fragrance instantly overwhelmed the senses, flooding the entire [Tiangong Kaiwu Workshop].
The fragrance has a top note of fresh herbs and trees, a middle note of sweet citrus, and a base note of a profound "Taoist charm" that can penetrate directly into the soul and cleanse the divine.
"Hey, this looks pretty good."
"It looks like a high-end fruit hard candy."
Lin Fan looked at the glowing "Isatis root pro max plus version" in his palm and nodded in satisfaction.
He increasingly felt that his request for "orange flavor" was absolutely brilliant.
Speaking of which, his throat doesn't seem to be so itchy anymore.
But adhering to the principle of thrift that "all medicines have some toxicity and expired medicines are useless," he still opened his mouth and casually tossed the amber-colored pill inside.
The movement was so casual, like tossing a peanut.
The elixir melts instantly upon entering the mouth.
There was not a trace of bitterness.
A cool, sweet warmth slid down my throat and into my stomach, so gentle it was almost unbelievable.
next moment.
"boom--!"
A vast, pure medicinal power, brimming with the essence of life, exploded within his body!
This feeling is different from the domineering nature of "Dragon Blood Treasure Vegetable" and also different from the ferocity of "Nebula Cucumber".
It is a spring rain that descends upon the barren desert of the body.
Wherever the spring rain passed, every cell, every meridian, and every bone in his body greedily drank in the sweet dew, emitting joyful tremors.
An ultimate sense of comfort, tranquility, and harmony spread throughout the body.
Every corner of my body was cheering and jumping for joy.
"Mmm...that feels good..."
Lin Fan couldn't help but let out a satisfied groan.
"The effect is amazing, even better than a top-tier full-body spa! My throat felt instantly refreshed. Five stars!"
He gave his first attempt at "alchemy" a very high rating.
However, he did not know.
Just as he felt "comfortable", an invisible ripple of energy, centered on him and containing the supreme laws of "healing" and "purification", swept across the entire courtyard.
In the courtyard, all the "employees" who were eagerly watching him were swept away by this ripple.
In an instant, heaven and earth fell silent.
Master Mu, who was forcibly mending the cracks in his Dao heart with his mental power, suddenly found his spiritual sea clear and empty.
All distracting thoughts and confusion vanished.
A bottleneck in weapon crafting that had plagued him for three thousand years shattered at this moment!
Hiding in a corner, reminiscing about his "virgin goddess brush," Ares, the god of war, suddenly shuddered.
He felt that deep within his divine essence, the imprint of law that Athena had personally planted, which had haunted him for hundreds of years and caused his divine power to become sluggish whenever it rained, had been completely erased by this warm energy!
A tiny, insignificant amount!
But it was a miracle that made him ecstatic!
"My...my old injury...is getting better?!"
Ares clenched his fist in disbelief, and the smoothness of his divine power flow increased by 10% out of nowhere!
Virgo Shaka, who had been resting with his eyes closed but was actually using his sixth sense to see everything, suddenly opened his golden eyes, which he rarely opened!
My eyes were no longer filled with compassion for humanity, but with a pure and profound sense of awe!
His sixth sense, seventh sense, and even eighth sense, which had been suppressed for many years in order to maintain the "Heavenly Dance Treasure Wheel," were completely released and sublimated in that instant!
His soul seemed to have been freed from a heavy shackle that had lasted for millions of years.
"This... is the aura of 'Nirvana'..."
Shaka muttered to himself, his voice trembling uncontrollably.
Fang Qingxue and the other three women felt it even more directly.
The foundation within them, which had become unstable due to the forced breakthrough, was instantly solidified and solidified under the impact of this energy!
It was as if a deity had intervened, smoothing their meridians and rebuilding their foundation.
This effect is better than their ten years of secluded cultivation!
For an instant.
Everyone's gaze changed.
They all stared intently at the white jade porcelain bottle in Lin Fan's hand, which was still warm.
That look in their eyes was no longer one of curiosity.
It's no longer a longing.
It was a kind of intense, frenzied passion—the kind that mortals saw when they saw the elixir of immortality, and believers witnessed when they saw the grace of God—that burned everything to ashes!
What kind of cold medicine is this?
That is clearly a supreme divine pill that can cleanse the soul, heal Dao injuries, stabilize the foundation, and drive even the gods crazy!
"Bang!"
Ares, the god of war, was the first to break down.
The dignity and composure of the gods were trampled underfoot and crushed to pieces at this moment.
He transformed into a streak of blood and was the first to rush in front of Lin Fan, his knees slamming to the ground with a "thud"!
He grabbed Lin Fan's leg, his face instantly covered in snot and tears, and wailed at the top of his lungs:
"Sir! I'm sick! I'm terminally ill!"
Lin Fan was startled by his sudden action and shuddered.
"Are you sick? What's wrong?"
"A terminal illness!" Ares blurted out, his face contorted in pain. "A terminal illness that hasn't been cured for over two hundred years, causing one's spiritual power to wane and their whole body to convulse on rainy days! Sir!"
"Please! Please have mercy and grant me a divine pill to save my life!"
He hadn't finished speaking.
"Get out of my way! You uncouth brute!"
A golden figure moved with lightning speed, delivering a precise flying kick that sent Ares flying.
Sagittarius Aiolia!
He rushed forward, knelt on one knee with an elegant posture, but the fervor and eagerness on his face remained undiminished.
"Sir! Forgive my intrusion! I've been shooting arrows for years, and my right arm is already worn out from the strain! The 'Atomic Lightning Speed Fist' I unleashed years ago left a backlash from the laws of nature, causing me excruciating pain every full moon!"
"I also need a magic pill to heal my wounds!"
"Shameless! Aiolia! Your arms are harder than Starry Black Gold! What's wrong with you?!"
"Sir! Don't listen to him! I'm the one who's sick! I... I have 'starphobia'! When I see too many stars in the sky, I get dizzy and my cosmos goes out of control! I desperately need a magic pill to calm my mind!" Gemini Saga also squeezed in, his face full of "pain".
"Amitabha! This humble monk...this humble monk also suffers from an illness. This humble monk is afflicted with 'difficulty opening his eyes syndrome'..."
In an instant, the entire [Tiangong Kaiwu Workshop] was in complete chaos.
Twelve Gold Saints and a group of super mercenaries, in order to obtain a single "cold medicine," all unleash their acting prowess.
One by one, they tearfully recounted their "medical histories," fabricating increasingly outrageous "difficult and complicated diseases."
"A respiratory infection caused by forging!"
"Rheumatoid arthritis caused by standing guard!"
"Nervous breakdown from excessive meditation!"
Even the three-headed hellhound that was guarding the gate squeezed in, whimpering and rubbing its three heads against Lin Fan's trouser leg, its eyes filled with pity, as if saying, "I have late-stage rabies and I'm about to die."
Lin Fan was dumbfounded when he saw the group of dramatic employees who had suddenly started to stage a collective "accident."
He stared blankly at the white jade porcelain bottle in his hand, then looked at the group of "patients" who were already fighting over a spot.
Only one thought remained in his mind.
What the hell did I just create?!
In the heart of this chaotic vortex, a petite figure pushed through the crowd and rushed to Lin Fan.
It's Fang Lingshan.
Her big, watery eyes were filled with tears, and her little face was scrunched up; she looked incredibly pitiful.
She tugged at Lin Fan's sleeve, her voice soft and tearful, and said, "Sir... I... I'm sick too..."
Lin Fan looked at her and subconsciously asked, "What illness do you have now?"
Fang Lingshan pouted, tears streaming down her face.
"I...I...I have...puberty syndrome!"
"That is... 'growing pains'!"
"Sir! I'm growing, it hurts! It hurts so much!"
Lin Fan: "..."
He felt like he was being driven crazy by this bunch of clowns.