Lalang

Chapter 48

program hall.

"Damn it's Cheng Yun, what the hell!"

"Ah, where is it?"

"The one in the last row wearing sunglasses, a hat and a mask."

"Uh...you can still recognize it when it's all wrapped up like that?"

"Look at your fingers, height, waist, and figure! Didn't you watch the hotly searched takeoff scene of General Chu Yunfei in "The Story of the Empress" a few days ago? Although he is wrapped very thickly, that beautiful shoulder-to-waist ratio Can't go wrong!"

"The heating in this studio is so high, if it wasn't for the male star who wanted to hide his identity, who would dress up like him? Isn't it hot!!!"

"Fuck, I always knew about their CP, but I never smoked it. I thought it was just being played by La Lang. Is it true? Are you so brave to accompany your boyfriend to work? No, I have to go home and find all the materials from scratch. Drink it again!!!”

The girl who left a message in the comment area of ​​Yaoyao's trumpet, at this moment, a 360° silent explosion spiraled into the sky.

Is it okay for her to sit next to the movie king? ?

Please, please, please, what kind of sudden koi fate is she?

How can a conscientious CP fan fail to recognize the owner, and because it is so close, it is really obvious to see the small red leather rope + burnt blue carp on Cheng Yun's left wrist!

You can't dance, you can't dance, you can't dance in front of the Lord.

Even if she is danced on her face by the owner of accompanying her boyfriend to work, she can't dance back. This is called "Professionalism of a CP Fan".

But it's so close, and this variety show needs to be recorded for at least three hours!

...Can I have a to sign?

This is a rare opportunity, can you ask the movie star to sign a "Cheerful Love for a Century" on the luxury thick leather CP account that he specially ordered?

cowardly.

Alas, the goddamn "during the recording of the variety show, the auditorium must be turned off and no photos are allowed".It would be great if I could take a picture, it’s rare to be so close!

etc.The girl suddenly had a flash of inspiration, and silently took out her phone.

Put the phone back on the table.Inside the transparent shell, you can clearly see Cheng Xiao's red background wedding photos of various sizes.

Cheng Yun: "..."

Immediately, I saw the girl silently taking off the bag ornaments.

In the Q version of the acrylic pendant, two villains are lying on their stomachs with innocent faces, poking out their peach-like PP.

There is also a hand account, the girl began to flip through the hand account.

Dude, dude, a whole book of fan art, and every page is different!There are modern times, ancient styles, and warlords of the Republic of China!

Girl: I paid a huge sum of more than 200 yuan to order, so expensive!

Turn over, keep turning, silently throughout the whole process.

Cheng Yun: "..."

What a subtle and elegant CP powder dance in front of the Lord! ! !

……

Because Nie Zhen is the brand owner, she was arranged to sit in the middle of the first row.

The girl in the back observed Teacher Cheng who was wrapped into a rice dumpling up close, and she watched Shen Juyan's flourishing beauty up close.

Today's Yanyan is dressed in a small gray suit with a black lining, and deliberately unbuttoned the two buttons inside. She is handsome and obedient.

When the show started, various CP-recorded love drama clips began to play on the screen, and other guests had already started to perform fancy.

Only the handsome and well-behaved Shen Zhuoyan obviously had difficulty keeping up with the rhythm.

Nie Zhen: "..."

As the act of taking CP became more and more in-depth, her thinking about the "personal design" of the master became more and more contrary to the general public.

Although there are different opinions about the personalities of this pair of CPs.

Some people say "Teacher Cheng is a senior in the fishing department", others say "Shen Zhuyan is a junior with a black belly", some people still insist on "mature seniors x gods and beauties", and some people say "little milk dog today?" Eat and eat male mother's "neinei" color to refresh the screen.

The current mainstream view has always been "the immortal beauty, high-cold attack X handsome down-to-earth movie king".

Probably the plot is that when the high-ranking top streamer first debuted and was madly hacked, because the actor gave him a candy / a cup of milk tea / a smile / a word of comfort, the high-cold fairy beauty Gong fell from then on, after all kinds of physical abuse / coercion The process of love/coercion/seduction/grabbing to pursue the straight male actor, the two are finally together.

From then on, all kinds of shows of affection on Weibo, and in "One World Yunlong", the eyes were drawn and leaked to audiences all over the country.

But later, due to reasons such as love rivals/disapproval from the family/persecution by the company, the two also broke up or the young couple quarreled.But in the end they reconciled, and now they are living a sweet and loving life together as an old husband and wife.

All in all, the handsome, cool and top-notch male god in the prosperous age is only melted by the actor.

It's so sweet and goes well with it.

Zhenzhen: "..."

She is the only one who really thinks that everyone’s character design is totally wrong =A=

Yes, Shen Zhuoyan played too many male gods in ancient costumes with cold faces and unattainable heights.Perhaps because of this, CP fans, passerby fans, and most of his real fans rarely think in another direction——

Maybe my boss just looks a bit cold and masculine, but inside... he's so stupid in every way?

Zhenzhen is a very professional sugar addict.

During the archaeological examination, the more I tested, the more I felt that Shen Zhuoyan was basically acting in her true colors when her face was paralyzed and aloof.Once you reveal your true emotions, you will either panic, feel wronged and bewildered, often humble and cautious.

His coldness is probably just his protective color.

Some fans even said that he was arrogant.

Come on, he doesn't even know how to act arrogant!

Look, he is panicking even at this moment.Because I really can't get in the conversation, I have started to make various small movements habitually, such as pursing my lips, biting my knuckles, and tilting my head in various ways.

Of course, what is different from others is that the top-notch handsome guy has a sense of cuteness even if he panics.

Just like that, she is shinning and cute, but at the same time she can't get in the way and has low self-esteem. She has a strange... good-looking but not good-looking stupid beauty.

Zhenzhen: "..."

It doesn't matter, her mother's pink filter is thick!

Interesting souls are the same, but good-looking skins are one in a thousand.Stupid Yanyan is also the best Yanyan! ! !

……

The show goes on.

The most eye-catching male guest in the VCR came to the scene at this moment.

It was a gentle and handsome 28-year-old man wearing glasses.I went to "Reunion After a Long Time" in order to re-pursue a missed girl.

"Ten years ago, in high school, we were best friends forever."

"At the graduation ceremony of the third year of high school, she confessed to me."

"I actually...Of course I like her too, but I know that my family background is average and my personality is introverted. But she is so outstanding, cheerful, and beautiful. Not only has she been admitted to a prestigious school, but she is about to go overseas for further study."

"I don't think I'm good enough for her."

"I'm afraid that even if we are together, I will be self-defeating because I am too inferior and worry about gains and losses. It is better to maintain this friendship, so that at least I can watch her from afar."

"For ten years, I have been regretting that I was weak back then."

"Now God is blessed, she has returned to China, we work in the same city, and we can often get together."

"But I don't want to be friends with her anymore."

"We have missed it for ten years. Now I don't want to miss it again, so I have exhausted all my strength to stand here, wanting to tell her that I like her, and I am willing to do anything for her. This time, I will never say give up!"

There was thunderous applause, and the female guests also arrived at the scene.

Wearing a white skirt, she is really slim.The two look very well matched in appearance.

It seemed like a story about to be successfully reunited, and the guests booed "together" and "together".

However, when the male guest picked up the microphone and was about to confess affectionately, Cheng Yun sat under the stage and clearly saw Yan Yan, who had been in a panic, suddenly look over and cast him a look for help.

Cheng Yun: "..."

He took off his sunglasses and cast a firm look of encouragement.

Come on, don't panic, slowly master the rhythm, I will always support you!

Girl next to me: Fuck, Fuck, Fuck.Ah - the best highlight of the whole variety show so far, why didn't the camera capture it? ? ?

I can't catch it yet, it's too bad to increase the ratings!Can't wait to join the job immediately to replace it!

However, Cheng Yun didn't expect that Shen Zhuoyan, who had always been bored and had no program effect, was encouraged by his eyes that only expressed ordinary love, and suddenly stood up.

"Please wait."

"I have a question for the male guest."

He stepped off the observation platform and walked up to the male guest.

He was so tall and handsome, with a serious and oppressive expression on his face.The originally handsome male guest was immediately dwarfed by him, and he seemed a little flustered.

"During the ten years you were separated, she completed her doctoral studies at a prestigious foreign university. How about you?"

"Besides the decadence and poetry in vcr, and sending out some so-called thoughts, emotions, and regrets in words every year, what substantive things have you paid for her?"

thump—

In the originally extremely warm atmosphere, the keyboard teacher gave a heavy drumbeat.

For a while, the scene was quiet.

Other guests smoothed things over: "Hey, didn't you also show amazing courage to come to the show to confess in public?"

Shen Juyan: "Courage?"

"Is it courage to show your face on the show?"

This may be the first time that Shen Zhuoyan has shown a very serious and sober emotion besides a blank and shy smile on a TV show.

Obviously, he was angry.

Cheng Yun was shocked, Zhenzhen was shocked, and other guests were also shocked.

Male guest: "Of course I know that I am not good enough now, but I will work hard in the future. I swear, as long as she is willing to be with me, I can do anything for her..."

Shen Juyan: "I don't believe it."

"As long as you have a little sincerity, in the past ten years, you have already worked hard to go to the country where she is, or to get a degree or work very hard to earn a promotion in order to be able to match her."

Everyone knows that Shen Zhuoyan is a vase, and it is difficult to speak neatly on the show.However, at this moment, everyone actually saw the top-tier male guests with clear logic and articulate words.

See you a long time?

The male guest was anxious: "I'm sincere, and you don't know about us!"

"I can't believe it. As a normal man, as long as you respect the word 'sincere', you will not shrink back when she confesses."

"Inferiority and cowardice? It's just an excuse."

"It's true that when you meet an excellent person, everyone will feel ashamed. If it were me, I would also feel uneasy and afraid. I would worry that I would not be worthy of her, and I would think that if he is so good, there must be too many people like him, but I may not be better than others .”

"But because of this, you have to work harder! Try to improve yourself, take him as your goal, and beat other competitors. Instead of doing nothing for a full ten years, and then they happen to return to China, and just come here with this frivolous look The show, boasting that I like her!"

"Your so-called liking is nothing more than a free trial, right? The conditions are so good, you can make a lot of money if you agree, and it costs you nothing to be rejected, isn't it just that?"

Male guest: "I, you—"

"Aren't you convinced? Then you refute, one by one."

"Tell me what you have done for her in the past ten years? Or are you willing to work hard for her only if she is willing to be with you? Do you call this liking if you don't see rabbits or hawks?"

"Even if you think it's liking, it's a little too late, isn't it? In the past ten years, the gap between you and others is so big, vision, experience, all kinds... these are not touching, previous feelings, not your sweet words Or a public confession can be filled!"

Silent.

Shen Zhuoyan walked up to the female guest: "Actually, ten years ago, you already knew that he was the wrong person, right?"

"It's just because you are nostalgic, or you are too lonely, or you are too willing to trust others. So you know it's wrong, but you still look forward to a miracle."

"But you are so good, you must still be unable to compromise with imperfection in the end, right?"

The female guest opened her mouth, pondered for a moment, then nodded with bright eyes.

"Yes, thank you, I figured it out."

It was a good reunion of the variety show, but Shen Zhuoyan ruthlessly dismantled the CP and succeeded.

shit.

So ruthless.The auditorium went crazy. Originally, I thought that there was no big problem with the appearance of a man and a woman, but Shen Zhuo Yan Yitong logically analyzed that this man has a big problem, and he can't be with him! !

Cheng Yun's mood fluctuated.

In fact, despite the fact that he has always been cute and silly in his mind every day, he has never really doubted the clarity of Shen Zhuyan's core.

He just never expected that cutie would suddenly go crazy today.

And after this paragraph, Yan Yan seemed to have been turned on.The couples who came up from behind were exposed by him one by one with incomparable sharpness.

"Is this what you call liking? Is this also called giving?"

"Are you kidding? Which elementary school student can't do these things you do?"

"No. If you really loved someone, you wouldn't say such a thing at all."

"It's not the difference between people. It's just that you haven't loved before, so don't pretend to be affectionate here, okay?"

"Are you chasing others, can you be self-conscious about chasing others?"

"In the process of pursuing others, you still expect 100% of your efforts to be rewarded?? You are chasing people, not using vending machines, and you can get things with money! If you want to like others, you have to bear the burden of giving. If you don’t want to take the risk of not being rewarded, just hide your feelings in your heart and don’t chase after it. If you want both, how can there be such a good thing in the world?”

"Let's not talk about feelings, even if you just ask someone to do something, it shouldn't be such a humble and arrogant attitude like you."

"Please, let the girls go."

The firepower is fully fired, and golden sentences are frequently uttered.

The top stream clearly can't understand the hypocrisy of those so-called exes who only have 5 points of affection but want to act 12 points, and expose them one by one.

Unprecedented all kinds of disgust, all kinds of emoticons.

Amazing.

Zhenzhen: "..."

She is going to redefine her personality!This Yan Yan's logical thinking is so clear, isn't this stupid at all?Why did she think he was stupid before?

Sweet girl Yanyan, she proved with her strength today that he can be both sweet and salty! ! !

And the content just now was too sharp, can this be broadcast?After this is broadcast, will the character set of "He who does not eat fireworks and high-coldness" be replaced with "He who has a sharp and poisonous tongue"?

Of course, this episode will definitely be played.

The program group will not give up the occasion of grabbing ratings like this. After it was broadcast, the audience was really crazy about the show.

"Shocked my whole family! It's the first time I saw Shen Zhuoyan talking so much!"

"And it's so sharp. That boy looks gentle and gentle, and I still think he's very affectionate for ten years. If Shen Juyan didn't explain the logic behind it clearly, I would almost be fooled like the female guest!"

"Damn it, I always thought that Shen Zhuoyan was just good-looking, but I didn't expect her mind to be good too???"

"And the response is very fast, and the language organization ability is very strong!"

"Shocked! My Zhuoyan is not a dumb groom???"

"Shen Juyan's existence really showed me what it means to be smart, powerful and outstanding. Teacher Cheng would choose it! I didn't choose the wrong person!!!"

"..."

"..."

"Is that the point, sister? The point is that Shen Zhuoyan is definitely in love, right? His speeches are obviously all from people who have experienced it!"

"Agreed, there are little sisters who are sober love masters in my circle, and Shen Juyan's speeches are as strict as those little sisters gave us in class!"

"It's really good! Just ask him why he is so good?"

"Can you do that without experience?"

"Yanyan, you are only 26, why are you sharper than your 50-year-old mother?"

"Nonsense, Sister Mo is 49, not 50. Take Sister Mo away."

"Didn't Shen Zhuoyan say in the interview the year before last that she only had a crush and never had a relationship? Wasn't she hesitant and shy? Now that there are so many opinions suddenly, she must be in a relationship, right? Tell mom who did you talk to? "

"It's not only talked about, but also very proud."

"I am pampered and know what it's like to be loved, so I can see through false feelings at a glance. Right?"

"Of course! Teacher Cheng will definitely spoil him!"

Soon, a huge text version of the Comprehensive Guide to Knocking Love was released:

1. Known: A certain person did not have a date the year before last, and he participated in emotional variety shows without saying a word.Now two years later, I can talk freely and talk about various experiences.

2. You can get it with just a few words. If he has a partner, the partner must be a god/goddess in his heart, which can make him feel ashamed.

3. He feels that those who dare not agree to confess their love to their sweetheart are cowards.Therefore, it was his confession that was not rejected, or that he was confessed by his sweetheart.

4. He should have worked hard for the person he has a crush on, and he despises those who are unwilling to work hard.

5,……

Help.All of this, together with the timeline, there must be too many coincidences.

The cameras swept down the stage.

The last row of people was too small to see clearly.But countless CP fans said that the one who is tightly wrapped in a certain corner is Mr. Cheng, and he is him at a glance!Hammered to death.

The Crazy Stacking Contest has started again.

The other wave is about frantically analyzing body language - when Cheng Yun is interviewing, he often likes to rest his chin with his left hand, which is different from ordinary people, because ordinary people usually use their common hand to rest their chin, and Cheng Yun is also right-handed.

But the blurry person in the video held his chin with his left hand the whole time.

Good guy.

The subject is sitting below. This is telling the truth to the subject directly in front of the guests, right?It's just a public show, right?

The same is true for Mr. Cheng, who accompanied her boyfriend to work, and was directly confessed to him on the spot, so touched.

To sum up, the two of you are really talking, outrageous, so crazy, do you want this cabinet door?Don't want me to take it away for you on behalf of the waste recycling station?

Do the program crew dare to find a seat to face the face of the tightly wrapped person?

Just ask if you dare! ! !