Universe Infinite Canteen

Chapter 227 Cat Pee Beer

Wang Feng's behavior didn't seem like an act, and he had no motive to vouch for a cat he didn't know, which meant the mysterious liquid in the cup was very likely indeed delicious.

Ma Lu looked at the Ragdoll cat, who was also looking at him. Although it didn't speak, its eyes clearly said, I didn't lie to you, did I?

The two then returned to the restaurant, where Ma Lu fetched a clean cup from the sterilizer and placed it in front of the Ragdoll cat.

"Make me another cup for a taste."

"You gotta be kidding me, dude. There's nothing wrong with my kidneys; I've just peed 5 minutes ago, why would I need to pee again?" complained the Ragdoll cat.

"Even if your drink tastes good enough, if you can't make it quickly, I can't sell it in the store," Ma Lu said, spreading his hands.

The Ragdoll cat sighed, "Okay, hand me a bottle of liquor."

"Do you need alcohol to make that special beverage?"

The Ragdoll cat shook its head, "No need; theoretically, I can drink anything. Liquor just makes it easier for me to pee."

"Alright then." Ma Lu bought it a bottle of Erguotou, opened the cap and passed it over. The Ragdoll cat didn't ask for a cup but chose to blow into the bottle, chugging it all down in one go.

Then they started a staring contest again.

"It's pretty boring just waiting like this, give me a cigarette will ya."

Ma Lu lit a Yuxi cigarette he had just bought for it, watching as it puffed smoke for about three minutes.

Afterward, the Ragdoll cat suddenly raised its eyebrows, "Oh, here it comes!"

Having said that, it stood up like a human, spread its legs, and started peeing into the empty cup, filling the entire cup in no time.

It even spilled a little on the outside.

Ma Lu picked up the cup, still warm, and without hesitation, took a big gulp right there.

Liliem removed her hand from covering her eyes, curious, "How is it, how is it?"

Ma Lu didn't say anything but just scooped some and held it in front of her.

"What did you say?"

The ragdoll cat repeated, "Unless you let me drink the kind of alcohol I had just now. What's it called? It's quite strong, and I'm starting to feel a bit high."

"That was Er Guo Tou from Niulanshan, 53% alcohol by volume."

"Cool, I want two cases, every day, and cigarettes... As long as I have cigarettes and alcohol, I can work tirelessly for you like a shorthair cat slave in the Catnip Plantation, day and night."

"Wait a moment, you just said drinking water was too miserable, and even mentioned contacting some international small animal organization."

"Drinking water is a no-go, but drinking alcohol is fine," the ragdoll cat said, "After all, I'll still pee after drinking alcohol, so it doesn't matter where I do it. This doesn't count as work for me; it's entertainment. You know, being a pet cat, though worry-free about food and clothing and no longer having to work, also lacks a lot of fun."

"The people here, including my fiancée Xiao Yan, have almost pathological expectations for little kitties. I can't smoke, I can't drink, I can't swear, because it's not cute.

"To maintain our relationship, I made a great sacrifice, a really great one, so I want to make up for it doubly during this period. I want to do everything Xiao Yan forbade me to do—no... actually, forget it. I'll just stick with smoking and drinking; the rest is too much of a hassle.

"My employee onboarding plan is to get plastered at your restaurant, ohoh, that sounds pretty cool, like I'm beating up capitalism. I need to write that down, where's my notebook?"

After downing a 500ml bottle of Er Guo Tou from Niulanshan, the ragdoll cat was noticeably drunk, searching intently for a nonexistent notebook.

Ma Lu said, "How about we discuss the employment contract once you're sober?"

"No, no, no, I'm very lucid right now. Actually, this is going to be the most lucid I'll be for a while."

"Alright then, your conditions should be fine by us, we can meet them. If you don't have any more concerns, we can sign the employment contract."

"Print the employment contract on my butt! Hahaha, you evil capitalist, you just love these dirty games, don't you." The ragdoll cat said this while sticking out its butt, stretching its body into a long line.

"To avoid any regrets once you're sober, we'll stick to A4 paper."

"I don't know, I don't like A4 paper much, I'll probably shred it with my claws."

"No worries, I have a backup copy. By the way, I don't think I've asked yet, what's your name? Or would you prefer I call you Mr. Furball, like Xiao Yan does?"

"That's not my name, it's just some silly name that woman came up with, she wouldn't stop calling me that even when I didn't agree, kept calling me that, actually my name is..." the ragdoll cat began to say but then paused, collapsing back into the chair like a deflated ball, muttering.

"It doesn't matter anymore, none of it's important... I'm just a pet now, you might as well call me Mr. Furball."