Weed practice method

Chapter 1 How could this kind of man be reincarnated from a deer!

The morning of Longhu Mountain is always misty.

There are countless large and small Taoist palaces and Taoist temples scattered in the mountains. Although the strange mountains stand tall and green and steep, they are the first choice for those who cultivate immortality and enlightenment.

A Taoist priest in a gray Taoist robe sits cross-legged on a rock on the edge of a cliff, facing the cloud-shrouded valley and practicing Qi training.

An old Taoist came from a Taoist temple not far away with his hands behind his back and said slowly: "Xuanjian, although you formed the golden core at a young age, you are still a mortal body after all. It’s better to think about it later.”

Li Xuan half-closed his eyes and replied lightly: "If you can't ascend, there is no difference between being alive and being wiped out."

"Why don't you listen to advice?"

The old Taoist sighed helplessly: "Why can't I live forever in mountains and rivers with a pure heart and as few desires as I do!"

"It is precisely because the patriarch dare not gamble that he cannot become a fairy."

Li Xuan didn't look at him, closed his eyes and continued to meditate: "I bet my life."

The old Taoist pointed angrily at the back of the Taoist priest's head and said, "You have a stubborn temper, and you won't listen to anything you say!"

He waved his sleeves and said, "That's all, let me show you a clear way."

Hearing this, Li Xuan slowly got up and turned to look at the old Taoist: "Please give me some guidance, Master Patriarch."

The old Taoist walked to the edge of the cliff with his hands behind his back, and the wind in the valley blew his long white beard into the air. He said quietly: "The fairy family has divine beasts that collect the spirits of heaven and earth, and occasionally there are those who are reincarnated as human beings. With his soul turned into his own use, it will be much easier to ascend and cross the tribulation."

Li Xuan frowned slightly and fell into deep thought: "I'm afraid it's hard to find in the vast sea of ​​people, and if I find them, I may not be willing to give my soul to me."

"That depends on your luck."

The old Taoist added: "Spiritual cranes and spirit deer are the top grades of divine beasts. If you can find a reincarnated person, then God will help you."

Ever since the patriarch told about this shortcut, Li Xuan has been looking for it carefully.

Finally, when I opened my eyes, I saw a little boy being chased by a ghost, tearing his nose and tearing his nose, falling to the ground and rolling over.

Li Xuan frowned slightly. He couldn't imagine that this little boy who fell all over his body was a reincarnation of a spirit deer, let alone that this boy would end up in the entertainment circle... with a miserable life.

In a small studio, the spotlight casts bright light. Even though it is already nine o'clock in the evening outside, the interior is still like daytime. The whole studio is filled with a simple, bright and relaxed atmosphere, as if deliberately creating a feeling of home , so that those present can take off their masks and say everything.

There were flashing lights and support fans in various fonts and colors in the audience, and fans stared at their idols with their mobile phones intoxicated.

Sitting on the light gray sofa in the center of the studio were three handsome men with very different styles.

The guest invited for this ten o'clock late night talk show is the idol group "Phantom".

They are not new idols. The group was established ten years ago. At that time, the three of them were all boys selected by the company. They were young and handsome in their early twenties, and their every move exuded the youthful and beautiful atmosphere of boys.

With just one catchy title song, they became a popular male idol group in one fell swoop.

Of course, that was many years ago.

The showbiz is changing from old to new, and idols are constantly emerging. The group's popularity has declined within two years of their debut.

Although there were millions of reluctances in his heart, in order to maintain his popularity, the manager still came up with a bad move.

"You guys interact more under the camera!" said the manager Aida.

"I've been interacting all the time." Lin Runzhi replied.

Aida waved her hand: "I'm talking about that kind of interaction, a little more ambiguous, and now little girls eat this."

"You make the three of us sell rot!" Ye Tang said in surprise.

Jiang Mingxu crossed his arms and said with a dark face, "No."

"Is it okay to cooperate a little bit, I don't know how much your popularity has dropped now." Aida deliberately complained to Jiang Mingxu.

Ye Tang nodded with a smile: "Okay, I'll listen to Sister Aida."

Aida patted Ye Tang's head in satisfaction: "You are the best of the three."

After intense discussions, several people finally accepted the agent's proposal, occasionally relying on members of the group to sell rot to win topics and stabilize existing fans.

This move was really bad and ugly, but it did attract a lot of popularity and topics for the group.

It may be that selling rot was too successful a few years ago. The three of them searched the Internet for topics about themselves, and the whole article was probably full of fans' various "true feelings" knocking CP.

When a cheapie clicks into a certain fanfiction, if he can't read the next page, he will get goose bumps all over his body.

At that time, Ye Tang always said with panic on his face: "It's over, it's over... Will the company and fans forcefully break the three of us?"

Jiang Mingxu glared at him angrily: "If you want to bend yourself, who can force you with a knife."

"Don't make noise, don't make noise." Lin Runzhi was a few years older than the other two, and he had been playing the role of peacemaker in the group. He was as cheerful as watching a play, brushing up the conversation with his mobile phone, and he almost ate a pack of melon seeds.

"It's the two of you who have the most CP fans. It would be sad for fans to know how much you quarrel in private every day."

"Tsk tsk, Ye Tang's writing in this fanfic is really... beautiful and delicious." Lin Runzhi handed the phone to Jiang Mingxu with a smirk on his face: "Would you like to take a look, Mr. Xiaogong."

Jiang Mingxu threw away his mobile phone with a dark face: "Get lost..."

Years later, every time Ye Tang misses the days when the three of them practiced dancing and quarreled in the practice room of the company when they were young, he misses it very much.

Most of the questions raised by the host were answered by Jiang Mingxu. When faced with some tricky topics, he was always able to resolve them calmly.

Although the content of the interview has already been checked before going on stage, this mean and sharp hostess always seems to like to insert some sharp questions.

"Then Mr. Jiang Mingxu, recently the paparazzi caught the rumor that the popular little flower actress Yang Qian spent a night together at your residence, are you planning to make your relationship public?"

The beautiful host's two slender legs were entangled in a seductive posture like water snakes, completely ignoring the displeased expressions of the three men on the opposite sofa.

Asking such a sensitive question directly in a live broadcast program, no one wants to answer it.

Some fans in the audience whispered to each other, and the light board that was held high in their hands also lowered.

"This matter has been widely circulated recently, so I just want to clarify it here."

Jiang Mingxu sat up straight and said seriously to the camera in the audience: "Miss Yang and I are just good friends. She came to my house to find me that day because I suddenly had to discuss work. She left with her assistant not long after. .”

Fans in the audience whispered, "Yang Qian wants to continue filming with our Jiang Ming?"

"It seems that I heard that she is going to make a new film, and the male lead has not yet been decided."

The choreographer looked back and gestured "quiet" to the chattering fans with a displeased face, and continued filming until the studio was less noisy.

"Then what did the reporter say about seeing two figures embracing each other behind the hotel curtains late at night?"

The host was not satisfied with Jiang Mingxu's answer. She didn't accept it as soon as she saw it. Instead, she wanted to ask for more details. She knew exactly what kind of topics would bring ratings to the show.

Jiang Mingxu smiled calmly: "This is a big oolong, and the person I'm hugging is here." He pointed to the unremarkable man sitting in the back of the sofa, "That kid suddenly came to me with two bottles of wine at night. We drank together, I drank a few sips because I still had work the next day, but he was drunk, lay on me and vomited all over me, there was really nothing I could do about him, but he still looked cute when he was drunk. "

There was an uproar in the audience, and then everyone burst into laughter. Some female fans excitedly pulled the girl next to them and said, "Oh my god, did you hear that, my CP is giving out candy!"

Ye Tang was stunned for a moment, then smiled embarrassedly at the audience with red ears: "Hahaha, I don't remember at all. I was shocked when I woke up the next day and found that I was sleeping at Xiao Ming's house."

Lin Runzhi in the middle suddenly interrupted: "I think he was kind enough not to kill you. Everyone knows that Jiang Mingxu has a cleanliness habit."

The female fans in the audience screamed louder, and all of their faces were flushed like an orgasm.

Obviously, Jiang Mingxu used his scandal to secretly promote a wave of his upcoming TV series, and divert fans' attention by the way, so that everyone would not lose fans or turn back because of the rumored girlfriend.

It's just that I feel sorry for Ye Tang, and there is another joke of "vomiting all over my friend when drunk".

But he didn't care, anyway, it wasn't the first time he made a fool of himself.

Who made him the worst of the three, his acting skills were not as good as Jiang Mingxu's, and his singing was not as good as Lin Runzhi.

He has been in the entertainment circle for more than ten years and has not won any private awards.

He remembered how heavy his smile was when he saw the other two winning the Best Actor and Composer awards.

At the end of the interview, it was already 10:30 in the evening. Jiang Mingxu patted Ye Tang on the shoulder and said, "I'm sorry, I asked you to help me take the blame again." Ye Tang took the joke as a matter of course.

Ye Tang pretended to be unhappy: "I can't forgive you if you don't invite me to the most expensive barbecue restaurant this time."

"Okay, okay, I'll invite you to eat meat in Xuqingyuan when I'm free."

The three of them went backstage to remove their make-up. Jiang Mingxu closed his eyes and joked with his agent: "Sister Aida, you must get me this movie now. I've let my words out. All audiences know that Yang Qian and I are going to shoot New play, I have to get rid of the lie."

The agent, Aida, is a middle-aged divorced woman who works vigorously and with great means.Since he has been in charge of artist work for a long time, he also dresses up quite a bit.

She rolled her eyes exaggeratedly at Jiang Mingxu: "You know, I'm already talking. My ancestor, don't say such things casually next time. If the talk doesn't work out, your scandal will only end It gets darker and darker."

Jiang Ming continued to pat her on the shoulder and comforted her: "That means I believe in you, our sister Aida is a business elite admired by thousands of people."

"Don't worry, I will definitely use all my connections to help you win this drama."

Aida pointed at him with a serious expression and solemnly warned: "But you and Yang Qian must keep a low profile. It is best not to meet each other for the time being. It will not be so easy to fool you when you are photographed next time. Do you think the media are vegetarians?"

"understood."

Jiang Mingxu felt that he was already a 31-year-old man with a successful career, but he was still sneaky when he was in a relationship, and he felt a little uncomfortable.

After removing her makeup, she got up, changed into an ordinary coat, put on a hat and mask, and left in a hurry.

Ye Tang, who was sitting next to him, shouted "goodbye" to his back, he raised his hand and waved, without looking back, he pushed the door and went out.

"Ye Tang, what are you going to do at night? Brother Peng said that your rent is due. Do you want to go to my house to sleep for a few nights?"

Lin Runzhi also packed up and prepared to go back to rest. He originally wanted to ask Ye Tang directly if he was short of money and couldn't afford to rent the original house. The agent's assistant and makeup artist were beside him, but he didn't say anything.

"No, no, I'll spend another night at Brother Peng's house tonight, and I'll look for a house tomorrow." Ye Tang glanced at his manager Zhao Peng with a smile, and Zhao Peng nodded in agreement.

Lin Runzhi looked at the short and fat man next to Ye Tang, and only remembered that Zhao Peng usually didn't dare to speak loudly, and his face looked weak.

He thought to himself, an artist is useless, and a manager is useless, no wonder Ye Tang hasn't improved for so many years.

"Then I'll go first, bye." Lin Runzhi swayed with his hands in his trouser pockets and followed his manager away.

"It seems that I really have to speed up the pace of finding a house, otherwise Xiaorun would think that I'm in a bad situation..." Ye Tang muttered softly while lying on the dressing table.

Zhao Peng on the side said weakly: "You are indeed in a miserable situation."

"Shut up..." Ye Tang buried his face in his arms.

Seeing that he was disappointed, Zhao Peng quickly comforted him and said, "You are not useless. I heard that fans call you a weed idol, saying that you are determined. Although you have lost so many good resources, you still work hard without giving up!"

"Brother Peng, are you comforting me or hurting me?" Ye Tang complained bitterly. He buried his face in his arms and couldn't see his expression clearly. After a while, he suddenly raised his head and asked, "Is there any work recently?"

"Not yet." Zhao Peng shook his head and patted Ye Tang on the shoulder encouragingly: "Cheer up, you will definitely become famous if you work so hard, but you haven't found suitable resources for the time being. Why don't you hurry up and sell the house while you're free?" found."